Clown Helsing

Planarian Games

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36 pages, perfect-bound softcover, 9 x 6 inches. Full color cover, black and white interior. New.

"Clowns. We've all seen them... riding their unicycles, blowing up balloons at parties, piling in garish hordes from tiny cars, waddling around in bulbous red shoes, passed out in a dumpster stinking of booze and regret... For what do these martyrs of mirth sacrifice themselves? The answer is they do it for us. Not just to fill our need for laughter and merriment, but because they defy the doom of mankind! Clowns are man's only salvation against... Vampires."

By Jake Eldritch.

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